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Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart -
House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle
#vincent price#carol ohmart#the house on Haunted Hill#house on haunted hill#classic movies#classic horror#horror classics#this movie is so fucking good#the remake sucked ass imho#frederick loren#omfg#hes so God damn sexy#i would let him ruin me#bicon#bisexual#sir!#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#my gifs#poison#arsenic
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So, the IM2 race suit… 💙✨
#tony stark#iron man#mcu#marvel#my art#damn this suit was impossible to draw good god#he’s so sexy in it tho 😩#also I know he has messy hair in the scene when he’s fighting but shhhhshhh don’t mention it#I’m still working and testing how I go about rendering hair but so far I’m having a lot of fun with it!
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something about roy tucking his face into jamie's neck during 2x12 as a direct contrast to jamie having fully melted into the hug during 2x08 but still taking a few beats before his eyebrows turn and He tucks in his face and starts hiccuping. yea
#beebles#royjamie#ted lasso#roy kent#jamie tartt#i don't have anything smart or sexy to say about this one it's just like. damn#jamie has accepted the affection but the shock and sheer terror in his veins slowly falling off of him#till he's just sobbing quietly into roy's shoulder and the whole team is just fucken. Watching.#to then roy head butting the fuck out of him because their relationship is sort of built on violence??#and taking it from him and treating him delicately would be theeeeeee last thing jamie would want from him#especially at that stage in his character arc#tbh in both of their character arcs.#but to immediately follow it up with such unwavering and blinding affection#not even just hauling him into the hug but tucking his nose against jamie's next#directly paralleled to jamie tucking his face into roy's#god. God!!!#roy gave the first affection after an act of violence twice!! in such differing contexts!!#and they were both equally meaningful!!!#roy kent!!! you fascinate me!!!!#so deeply deeply the zeitgeist of their whole relationship#they have to have some sort of violent undercurrent before they can really connect and even when they do that violence persists#in a really compelling way btw i love it#theyre besties they inexorably tied to one another theyre sharing traumas and secrets and they also canonically knock one another senseless#i love it. love their relationships to love and violence and emptiness and consumption#man y'all's baggage just lines right up don't it.
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Oh you guys don’t understand how hard I’m trying to protect your feeds from my current Josh Hutcherson brain rot.
#my short king#also#matthew lillard#HELLO#god he’s still so damn fine#makes a psycho sexy every time I’m sorry#I watched FNAF#josh hutcherson#five nights at freddy's#fnaf
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*MANHWA SPOILERS FOR CHAP. 113*
SIR?!??!?!
GOOD SIR?!? EXCUSE ME???
WHAT IS THIS REACTION???? It's so different from what I imagined because of the novel??? Well the annoyed face fits, bit the words...
(He's so sexy here tho.)
#lcf#lout of the count’s family#manhua#manhwa#trash of the counts family#cale henituse#tcf#lcf cale#novel#raon miru#CALE YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE CROWN PRINCE.#dark elf alberu#dark elf#Alberu reveal#sexy#he's so fucking hot god damn it#alberu crossman#alver crossman#totcf#crown prince#fantasy
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Ugh I just woke up in the US and have it recorded, is it even worth the heartbreak to watch?
Haha. Me, personally? Definitely not worth it. But then again, I'm disappointed any time Charles doesn't win a race. 😂 The small compensation is that Max did an amazing job (as usual!). The rest of the race was an absolute bore IMO.
And not to mention, it's quite heartbreaking to watch Charles in all of the post-race footage too. He's unbelievably upset and he KNOWS that Sainz didn't unlock the full potential of the car today. Charles KNOWS and the team knows and we ALL know that Charles' worst result today would have been P2 without a broken car.
HOWEVER - I can't overstate how brilliant Charles was today. If you want to watch him cope and adapt to what would have been a race-ending malfunction for lesser drivers, then you might want to watch it anyway. He was unbelievable. Every time he braked, the car did something different/unpredictable and he had to change the brake balance every single time without knowing exactly how the car would respond. It got worse and worse for the first 10 laps, and then never went away for the entire race. DESPITE that, his pace was impressive and his racing brain was so brilliant. He patiently waited and goaded George into an error before overtaking on the straight, knowing that his brakes would be unpredictable for any other type of overtake.
So yeah, it was a heartbreaking race and I'd rather die than rewatch it, but it was also one of the finest displays of EXACTLY why Charles Leclerc is a generational talent and future champion.
#charles leclerc#bahrain gp 2024#f1#*#elle.ask#anon#my god what a sexy drive from him today#i know he's heartbroken which means i'm heartbroken#but omg he should really be so damn proud of himself#ferrari on the other hand - get f***ed#fave
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Me 👇🏻
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#jensen ackles#dean winchester#jackles#jensen ross ackles#supernatural#spn cast#deanwinchtser#jensen ackles gifs#soldier boy#beau arlen#god he's gorgeous#so damn sexy#so fucking hot
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The only thing I wanna talk about all day is just HOW beautiful this man is. 😫🤌🤌🤌
#my adventures with superman#maws#superman#clark kent#HE IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL GID#GOD#I SWEAR I WAS SIMPING FOR HIM EVERY FUCKING EPISODE THIS DUDE IS SO GODDAMN PRETTY HELLO#lois you lucky woman#man his face is like build by the most sexy ass looking gods in the whole universe i mean HE S kinda like a god I MEEAAANN#i mean what i mean#clark kent is a sexy mf
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BG3 Fic but about Astarion languidly admiring his Tav get off from being beaten by Abdirak
#something about letting him beat you in that goblin cave was so sexy#god damn#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion#bg3 abdirak#abdirak#i feel like this could work for both Ascended and Unascended Astarion cuz hes just a delinquent like that
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sir SIR?????!?!?!?!??!?!
I'm little slut for him looooooordddddd 🤭🥵🥵
#formula one#formula 1#mclaren#papaya#lando norris#ln4#obsessed much?#he can choke me#LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LORD IT HARD TO BREATH NOWWWW#HE IS SO SEXY IN SUIT DAMNNNNNN#LORD PLS#FUVK ME WHAAAAAAT#PLS HE SLAYS SO FUCKIN MUCH THIS WINTER BREAK FUCK FUCK#LIKE SIR?!!?!?!?!?!#HOW JUST HOW HE CAN LOOKS SO GOD DAMN GOOD FYCKIN HELL#HIS CURLS AAAAAAAAAAAA#LANDO PLS CAN YOU POST JPG POST PLS PLS PLS????? SIR???????#HE HAS SO DADDY VIBE IN SUIT FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKHELLLLL#I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BECAUSE OF HIM HMMM??!???!?!?????!??#GOD IM SO WEAK BECAUSE OF THIS PHOTO SIR PLS SIR#❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 my honest reaction
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I'm gonna be honest I've been mulling over the cut dialogue post for the entire day because what I want to know is the direction of the developers.
Part of me isn't sure whether if the cut dialogue was cut content for the sake of cut content (i.e. time/budget limitations, it was too much/unnecessary for the scene, etc) or whether it was a change in tweaking Volo's canon character. (i.e. making his villainy closer/a foil of Cyrus.) (for the most I'm still not sure if the cut dialogue is considered "canon" or not, but for the most part until we see official content that contradicts it I will consider it as "canon" Volo.)
Because I don't know about you, but it's really telling something about his character.
I'm a descendant of the ancient Sinnoh people! I revere Arceus, the almighty god, and I will demonstrate his power to all living things in the sky, the earth, the sea! Yes! As the avatar of Arceus, I will house that power and bring its gospel to Hisui! I won't let you, an outsider with no history here, get in my way!
Okay so, this passage is the part I want to delve into. A couple of points:
"Avatar of Arceus" - this pretty much explains the Arceus cosplay in the final battle. I mean it was assumed already if you know how iconography and symbolism works, but it pretty much plainly explains that Volo sees himself as a god or in the very least, as a standing representation of Arceus itself in the physical world.
"I will house that power" - again this is just a rewording of what already exists in the final scene, where Volo states he wants to "use Arceus' power to create a new better world". Note he doesn't say he will defeat Arceus, or kill it. I know it's common interpretation in fan circles that Volo kills/takes Arceus power, but it's important for us to remember that canonically, Volo DOES NOT want to kill Arceus. His reverence may be strong, and he does have this weird religious ecstasy brainrot, but he does not wish to actually kill it. Volo is a religious zealot.
And the parts that are bothering me the most are these lines:
"I will demonstrate his power to all living things in the sky, the earth, the sea! / ...bring its gospel to Hisui!" - this part is what I'm ruminating on the most. Because with this passage, it's making me rethink all of my previous interpretations on Volo, and I fear we may have been misinterpreting him this entire time.
This is again where I want to emphasize I don't know for sure if this is a character rework or cut content, because here Volo makes no mention of a "better world" by using the power of Arceus.
Because yknow what that sounds like right? Like Christian/Catholic preaching. Specifically the word "gospel" is used here, and he makes mention of "demonstrating his power to all living things". Like spreading the word of God? He makes no mention of this gospel of Arceus being love or light however, which makes me worried what this implies...
And this is what's bothering the most about this. Volo from this dialogue, may not be a saviour wishing to create a better world without suffering because his God designed a flawed world that included those things.
Volo is a religious zealot that believes the world is flawed because of other people, not because his God made a flawed creation. And that the cure to removing this suffering is recreating his own biblical flood and killing everyone and spreading the word of Jesus Arceus.
That's why Volo has a hard time trusting others in Pokemas because other people are sinful/backstabbing and cannot be trusted (albeit heavily influenced by whatever Traumatic Thing™ happened in his villain backstory that as of writing this, has yet to be revealed) but if this is canon to his character, it's a HUGE difference from what we were all interpreting. He's not staging a divine coup for the people, he's your Catholic pastor that believes if you don't believe in god you're going to hell. He's the holy crusader that is willing to hurt entire groups of people in the name of god, believing this harm he's doing is "righteous" because he's doing it for Arceus.
If this is what Volo's idea of a "better world" was like the entire time, damn I really hope he loses and gets a redemption. A world where everyone follows the gospel of God through force? Maybe there's a reason he's a villain.
#text#headcanons#not putting this in the character tag because again. i dont know for sure if i should be interpreting this as canon or not#but man. realizing this possible interpretation has. made Volo give the biggest ick to me.#the tonal shift to being in this weird but interesting internal conflict between loving/resenting your god#......to having absolute loyalty to a god (that happens to have christian themes) and and hurting others in his name. its uh#hitting a little TOO home to real life. the fact that he's blonde and white isnt helping. like a little too much like the irl stereotypes#part of me hopes this isnt canon because this is so less sexy. like damn i guess he might be just any white christian guy in america.#sources: I'm also a guy with religious trauma and i genuinely think Volo is whack.
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Ok look so i caved in and said fuck it. If I'm gonna have mk12/mk1 shang tsung.
I'm gonna write him my way. Fuck canon at this point. So nrs can suck it. I'm taking him from NRS.
Anyways. Here's some edits of my husband.
One pink edit and one reg sparkle edit.
He still makes me go *agshfjjflhlhlkl* and *exasperated squees* 💖💖💖💖
*DO NOT USE WITHOUT PERMISSION!*
#mortal kombat#self ship#self shipping#shang tsung#💚heart and soul🐍#shang tsung mortal kombat#mk f/o#antagonist f/o#villain f/o#villain/antagonist f/o#shang tsung is a cutie regardless of how shitty the new game is#💖💋💅🏻💯🔥 binch got me in every damn universe now#i will only accept the mk12/mk1 shang tsung that's in my brain#which is just shang tsung fucking around with the universe with his younger self and living deliciously because that's way more accurate#besides god shang tsung going back to when he was a young earthrealm warrior freshly picked by shao kahn and a young alchemist#and playing 4d chess with the gods and fucking over god liu kang and exposing him for the hypocrisy of the divine is so damn sexy of him#i can explain my verse of 12 later#for now enjoy this shang tsung edit#my edits#do not use without permission
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Nigel Fenway (Brent Spiner) - Threshold Ep. 1 Trees Made of Glass
#nigel fenway#threshold nigel fenway#threshold#brent spiner#threshold brent spiner#brent spiner threshold#he is so god damn hot and sexy in this show#fenway can take me as his dog or smth i dont care#i am down bad for him
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Bringing this back...because....well....look at him 😭
Vincent Price as Cardinal Richelieu -
The Three Musketeers (1948)
#vincent price#cardinal richelieu#the three musketeers#three musketeers#omgggg#those eyes#holy fuck#id be on my back with my legs in the air if he looked at me like this...or anyway actually#God damn#bicon#bisexual#beautiful man#so sexy#unf#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#my gifs#gif set
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
#john oliver#last week tonight#LORD HELP ME#ive never seen this pic before nd its ruined my life#god he is so sexy#the pose#the expression#the hands#his legs#GAH DAMN
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